Sunday, September 11, 2011

10 Years Gone By...




Ten years ago I had just gotten out of the shower when Doug called out that a plane had hit the World Trade Center in New York.

“A Cessna?”

“No, a 747 it looks like”

“Whaat?”

By the time the second plane hit it was obviously not pilot error and I knew that my work day had just been turned ass over teakettle. By the time I got to work at Vancouver International Airport, US airspace had been shut down, Canadian airspace was shut down except for diverted aircraft that couldn't land in the US and our airport was bunkered down with checkpoints well back of the terminal.

The tension and confusion inside the terminals only increased once the first of the 34 in total of diverted planes arrived and passengers were told what had happened and why they were in Vancouver and not their destination in the US. It was all hands on deck as every employee that worked for the Airport Authority and all the airlines tended to those passengers and crew members to find them accommodations, food and whatever assistance we could give them. I had one heartbreaking moment when I talked to a lady who had been headed to New York and was trying to contact her son there. She was frantic when she couldn't get ahold of him. There were so many people and so many stories and a million unanswered questions. The surrounding communities pitched in, including City Councils, hotels, restaurants, the Salvation Army and Red Cross. By the end of the day the terminals were like a ghost town. All the restaurants and shops had closed. It was quiet and it was eerie.

The runways had been turned into a parking lot for 747's. 34 diverted planes, plus all the planes that couldn't take off. What. the. hell. had. happened.

It was still quiet and eerie the next day. Still shell shocked we gathered to make plans on how to deal with the thousands of people who would need to be processed once the US and Canada opened up their airspace. And when it opened the next day, it was crushing.

Thousands upon thousands of people flowed into the terminals, trying to book flights. At one point there were so many people that management was worried about the weight tolerance of the floors and had to wind the lineups outside the terminal and into the top level of the parkade. We spent the day just trying to assist people, answering questions, directing them to where they needed to go. The anxiety level was so high, but there were some bright moments as well.

I was outside when one of a steady stream of cabs dropped off an elderly lady with quite a few pieces of luggage. I grabbed a cart and took it over to help her load it but she was obviously distressed and very frightened. Her husband had left a couple of hours before her in order to try and book them flights and she was to meet him here. She was overwhelmed by the number of people. I asked her what airline and she said he was going to try them all. I thought it would be like looking for a needle in a haystack but I asked her to describe him to me and had her stay put while I went into the terminal hoping to find him. It was absolute chaos. As I pushed my way through the crowd I thought there's NO way. There is absolutely NO way that I can find one specific person; wait a minute. There he was. Just as she described. Looking up at the monitors. I asked him if he was who I thought he was and he said yes and I said good – I have someone outside who is going to be very happy to see you. I led him back to her and she burst into tears and hugged me. Hard.

It took quite a while, but eventually things got back to normal. Well, not normal. Normal metamorphosed into the ashes of the twin towers to be replaced by unheard of civil rights subtractions.  Once the backlogs were cleared, we began to process what happened.  To see the first plane take off after the airspace opened was emotional. 

I just wanted it to be safe.  

And then I cried.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

The Sky is Falling


Seems that the whole fiasco that caused the mortgagecrisisresultingingovernmentbailingoutautoindustrywtf nonsense is playing havoc with the stock market. And now, apparently, things aren't working the way they should be. As in stocks go up when they shouldn't and go down when they shouldn't. As in when Doug buys something it goes down and when he sells, it goes up. Well, not always, but often. And that's because the sky is falling. It's been going to fall for the past couple of years. How do I know this? Chicken Little Doug tells me. Every. Single. Day.

It starts at 6:30 am every morning – except when we're in Hawaii – then it starts at 3:30 am. Doug turns on his Android and starts checking the market. And then the fun part begins. Looking at charts. And then he wants me to look at them too. I'd rather stick a fork in my eye or run with the bulls in Spain. I've learned to not move when I first wake up, or open my eyes, because that's when I get the running commentary on what's going on in the market, the tsx, the dow, the S&P, short, long, bull, bear, blah, blah, blah.

The pace picks up when the tv is tuned to the market channels and all the pinheads are yelling above themselves and at each other over whether Barack Obama caused the shares of Amazon to fall, or world peace to disintegrate. It's kind of like listening to Nancy Grace when she gets all shrieky saying “breaking news, breaking news”, when it's all a rehash of some case that is a year old. And everyone is going crazy because the market is down the market is up the market is sideways and then someone's head explodes and all's right with the world. Until the aftermarket. And the opening of the European market. Then the Asian markets. 24 hours of nonstop freakenomic entertainment. And all the while voices are calling – the sky is falling, the sky is falling.

Yes, indeed, if Doug is right and the the sky IS falling, you know where I'm going to hide? Under my bed, counting my change. You may join me if you wish.